As much as he wanted to, Roger couldn’t keep it in any longer. It exploded from him, splashing out onto everyone who was present. Red-faced and breathing heavily from his outburst of excitement, he shook the Captain’s hand until it became limp.

“We shall not tolerate such use of language, Adolf! They are not human beings, they are Jewpig scum!”

Ten toy balloons, sitting on a line,

Ten toy balloons, sitting on a line,

And if one should pop, by this pin of mine,

There’ll be nine toy balloons, sitting on a line.

The Moustache Yeti is a largely undisturbed creature that resides in Desk Valley. Whilst out on a trip, this beast relished in the presence of our camera, and took it upon himself to show us how he spends his time. Here is my account of our meeting.