“We shall not tolerate such use of language, Adolf! They are not human beings, they are Jewpig scum!”

Ten toy balloons, sitting on a line,

Ten toy balloons, sitting on a line,

And if one should pop, by this pin of mine,

There’ll be nine toy balloons, sitting on a line.

The Moustache Yeti is a largely undisturbed creature that resides in Desk Valley. Whilst out on a trip, this beast relished in the presence of our camera, and took it upon himself to show us how he spends his time. Here is my account of our meeting.